The Not Yet Published Pen

dangerhamster:

JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM

JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHER

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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captain-of-the-garrison:

orelseitgetsthehoseagain:

merlin: a summary of the last five seasons

i just spit coffee all over my keyboard, thankyouverymuch

captain-of-the-garrison:

orelseitgetsthehoseagain:

merlin: a summary of the last five seasons

i just spit coffee all over my keyboard, thankyouverymuch

myarmsareridiculous:

me when straight girls

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lollipvps:

But you have to understand that when both my cousin and I came out as bisexual to our great-aunt, she told us we were too young to label ourselves.

You have to understand that both of my brothers are gay and came out to her before the ages of 15. She had absolutely no problem.

My great-aunt is a 69 year old lesbian.

You have to understand that not every aspect of biphobia has to do with homophobia.

unfrickable:

i feel better now

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

inspectorpervert:

jean valjean is at the baker’s. “how much for these buns?” jean valjean asks. “oh, it’s two for 6.01,” the baker says. jean valjean turns very pale

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

me = cool bisexual, good taste in music, bad at simple math

duneekah:

Remus putting his hand on Sirius’ face whenever he’s talking too much because one time they were at a pub and saw a woman doing that to her dog when she wanted it to stop barking.

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

wickedclothes:

Glow in the Dark Solar System Underwear

Make sure your lover sees you coming, even in the dark, to avoid awkward collisions in the bedroom. These solar system underwear glow in the dark to make you look out of this world. Sold on Etsy.

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me