I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
Fact: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend bisexuals. It is currently unclear what exactly they recommend bisexuals for, but nonetheless bisexuals are flattered
― But some part of him realized, even as he fought to break free from Lupin, that Sirius had never kept him waiting before… . Sirius had risked everything, always, to see Harry, to help him… . If Sirius was not reappearing out of that archway when Harry was yelling for him as though his life depended on it, the only possible explanation was that he could not come back… . That he really was …
don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
What the hell is even going on in America
I think Americans ask that all the time.
*Remus and Tonks losing Teddy in a crowded place*
"What does your son look like?"
this show gives no fucks
crying because Sirius referred to Remus as ‘Moony’ while they were talking about James with Harry and just mY HEART
This is by far my favorite tweet ever.