The Not Yet Published Pen

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot

infamousgod:

departured:

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

"Accidentally"

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

anfonymackie:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

averypottermormon:

animateglee:

oomshi:

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

I’M GONNA CRY

invisiblefemmeofcolor:

fegeleh:

highgayden:

"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.

FULL BI

I’m crying

elanchana:

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN

whedonverseappreciation:

Whedonverse Appreciation | Zoe Washburne
 - [2/3] Relationships

Zoe & Simon

slytherinvevo:

forever bitter about teddy lupin being cut out of the films 

jaclcfrost:

those relationships between characters where when one of them dies the other just completely loses themselves and is so angry and starts taking unnecessary risks and getting sloppy and careless when it comes to keeping out of danger and staying safe more like haha. why. haha why do that. haha why. why

nekokat42:

I do this several times a day

lipstyck:

todaunafriki:

Cute baby animal

THE BUNNIES SK:DJK:dgfsdgfs

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

iloveeverythingwaytoomuch:

(((au where everythings the same except they say bisexual when they mean bisexual)))