new republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image ive ever seen
Watching this show was the worst decision I’ve ever made.
When you’re in the forbidden forest and you stumble across Draco Malfoy putting his thingie in Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way’s you-know-what
*hopes i look gay enough that girls will hit on me*
“Oh, Harry, don’t you see?” Hermione breathed. “If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!”
- ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’, Pg. 513
John Oliver, Ladies and gents.
People would all be reading “the book” and every week they would be watching “the movie”. On TV you would be watching “the show” while listening to “the song” on your computer. And the gamers among us would be playing… and sometimes losing… “the game”
i fucking hate you
i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween
fuck you this is golden
I like my women how I like my men.
That’s the joke.
I am bisexual.
I hope you accidentally brag about being better than a Greek god at something.
Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.
Do NOT out anyone.
my eyeliner matches my hair exactly and the fact that you can’t see it in the picture does not matter LOOK AT MY HAIR
LAURA YOUR HAIR IS SO CUTE LOOK AT YOU AHHH
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