The Not Yet Published Pen

roisinlikesbooks:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED

CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS

WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM

just once I want a Lupin headcanon that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire

joannaschristies:

i don’t care how fucking obnoxious and cliche it is to want to live in new york city i want to live in new york city

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do boxes breath

boxygen

image

i stand corrected

mydearcucumberbatch:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and plan to use this line often in the future

winterlong:

yourroyalpenis:

i-speak-fluent-nerd:

magick-mayhem:

STOOOOOP

THANKS FOR MAKING ME CRY RUDE

The clock one got me.

This post actually made me teary eyed.

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

notmattsmith:

nine: don’t wander off

ten: don’t wander off

eleven: don’t wander off

twelve: 

image

sashakirschteins:

true friendship is discussing the dick size of a fictional character

ruinedchildhood:

I wish I wish

With all my heart

TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS

image

blogwell:

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

GETTING BLASTED WHILE PUTTING INTOLERANCE ON BLAST. 
Check out the full article here! 

blogwell:

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

GETTING BLASTED WHILE PUTTING INTOLERANCE ON BLAST. 

Check out the full article here! 

daenystormborn:

Firefly Rewatch: 1.07 (Jaynestown) - You’re pretty

dangerhamster:

JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM

JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHER