the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
if i catch you glancing at me more than twice i will automatically think you like me so please don’t look at me ever
DID YOU JUST
Why did I never catch on syringe visual metaphor? WOW!
While reading a good article on bisexuality on the Huffington Post’s site, the recommended read on the side was an article about an app to find threesomes. Wow. Thanks. That’s not playing into unfair stereotypes at all.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading fanfiction, it’s that clear communication will save you at least three chapters of angst.
The Hemsworth brothers, Tom Hanks, and Meryl Streep star in a 1:00 “Charlie Bit My Finger” spoof
is thiS FOR REAL DID THEY ACTUALY TAKE THE TIME TO DO THIS I CAN NOT HANDLE
Sometimes I wonder about what kind of problems would come up if Ned the pie maker came over for dinner at Hannibal’s
WHAT THE FUCK
if I turned around and a small army of cats was behind me do u kno how elated I would be
Should have got an Oscar
how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM