The Not Yet Published Pen

nicosdisangelic:

new republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image ive ever seen

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msdevindanielle:

Watching this show was the worst decision I’ve ever made.

silkdildo:

When you’re in the forbidden forest and you stumble across Draco Malfoy putting his thingie in Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way’s you-know-what

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not-the-canadian-average:

*hopes i look gay enough that girls will hit on me*

boobiesmcfeels:

“Oh, Harry, don’t you see?” Hermione breathed. “If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!” 
- ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’, Pg. 513

leseanthomas:

John Oliver, Ladies and gents. 

imagine if there was only one work of each media

pizza-homestuck:

charlesoberonn:

People would all be reading “the book” and every week they would be watching “the movie”. On TV you would be watching “the show” while listening to “the song” on your computer. And the gamers among us would be playing… and sometimes losing… “the game”

i fucking hate you

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

lord-kitschener:

brainstatic:

I hope you accidentally brag about being better than a Greek god at something.

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

quakerlol:

my eyeliner matches  my hair exactly and the fact that you can’t see it in the picture does not matter LOOK AT MY HAIR

LAURA YOUR HAIR IS SO CUTE LOOK AT YOU AHHH

quakerlol:

my eyeliner matches  my hair exactly and the fact that you can’t see it in the picture does not matter LOOK AT MY HAIR

LAURA YOUR HAIR IS SO CUTE LOOK AT YOU AHHH

Fiction gives us empathy: it puts us inside the minds of other people, gives us the gifts of seeing the world through their eyes. Fiction is a lie that tells us true things, over and over.
Neil Gaiman- Fahrenheit 451 Introduction (via dortheaisles)